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Iron Panda
Perhaps the most awesome band in the history of awesome, Iron Panda released their legendary hit, "My Buddy Buffy," in the legendary spring of 2009. So legendary was their hit, in fact, the CIA, FBI, Masons, Templars, and some guy named Tim found it to be TOO legendary and so tried to cover it up and hide it from the public, mind-wiping anyone who heard is legendaryness, and destroying all copies of Iron Panda's music. In fact, that's why you've never heard of them. Because THEY just couldn't handle the pure awesome FORCE of the music. Couldn't handle the MESSAGE. Hell, you probably LOVED Iron Panda at one point. You may have even wanted to make sweet LOVE to Iron Panda and BEAR (zing!) their children. But then THEY wiped your brain. And so forced Iron Panda into anonymity.
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